Category Archives: Absolutely Not

Glenmont Elementary

Glenmont-Backbeard-1

Glenmont Elementary – what a fun day. Maybe it was because it was the last day before vacation, but everyone seemed to be in an especially good mood. Mrs. B. helped me read Backbeard and did all the voices. She was terrific!

Glenmont-Matt-And-Iris

And I even got some good reviews on the Glenmont “Read A Book” review wall. Students write reviews of books they’ve read, and I don’t mean to brag, but one said of Backbeard:

You’ll enjoy reading this book if you’re the kind of reader who likes pirates and people who are both bad and mean. There is no mushiness. Look closely at some pictures – you might notice stuff.”

Glenmont-Review-Wall

Ironically, one of my favorite parts of the visit was also the saddest. To commemorate a dog she lost years ago, Mrs. B. created a bulletin board in the library where students who lose a pet can post a photo or a drawing. When students graduate, the picture is transferred to a big book to be archived. In all the years I’ve been visiting schools, I’ve never seen anything like it.

Glemont-Dog-Wall-1

My thanks to everyone at Glenmont – the kids, Mrs. Schwind, Mrs. Bordick, Mrs. Zaccagnino, and especially Mrs. B. for all your work putting the visit together!

Burlington, VT

There’s always that moment of expectation when you check in at a new hotel. Key in hand, you head off to find your room, scanning the numbers in the halls, looking for the place that will be your home for the next few days. Will it be nice? Will it have a view? Will it have HBO? These are all good questions.

Another good question is: Will it be cordoned off with police-style caution tape?

Burlington-Hotel-Room

If the answer is “yes”, you know it’s going to be one of those trips. Evidently, there was some construction in my hotel. One clue was that the check-in desk was a bunch of folding tables with computers on them upstairs in a meeting room. Another clue was the fact that some of the staircases didn’t appear to be connected.

The good news is that the rest of my visit in Burlington was dynamite. Great schools, great kids, great teachers who made me feel welcome. Here are just a few of the highlights:

At Edmunds Elementary students designed their own colorfully-dressed pirates, Ã la Backbeard…

Burlington-Pirates

At Chaplain Elementary, Alexandre and Rowen made this cool Backbeard ship out of popsicle sticks…

Burlington-Ship

…and Essa made a great Bean Thirteen illustration…

Burlington-Bean13

At C.P. Smith, students designed wedding dresses for a soon-to-be-married teacher in the style of Backbeard…

Burlington-Brides

..and there was much, much more. So who cares if my phone wasn’t connected, my alarm clock malfunctioned, and the guy in the room below was doing construction at eight at night? Burlington was a great way to end this year’s school visit season. Thanks so much to everyone I met this past week!

Auburn, NY

I spent the past week in Auburn, NY visiting five schools. Here are just a few of the highlights.

At Owasco Elementary, the art teacher drew the most amazing Backbeard mural on the whiteboard in the art room.

Owasco-Whiteboard1

Here’s a close-up:

Owasco-Whiteboard2

At Casey Park Elementary, I saw this T-shirt in the hallway, attached to an easel. (I’m thinking of having one made for myself.)

Caseypark-Mattshirt

In art class, Casey Park students were doing a very interesting project. They were learning to draw animals, and each student created a composition with at least four creatures plus Frieda, hidden somewhere in the scene.

Caseypark-Painting

At Genesee Elementary, the teachers came to school dressed in custom-designed boxer shorts in honor of Backbeard. (The strange thing is, none of the students seemed to find this at all unusual.)

Genesee-Boxers

Finally, some cool Backbeard pirate maps from Seward Elementary…

Seward-Map-1

…and some Absolutely Not-inspired tessellations at Herman Avenue Elementary.

Herman-Ave-Escher

All in all, a terrific five-day visit. Thanks to everyone at Auburn for all your hard work and enthusiasm!

Elsmere Elementary

There was a lot to like about my visit last week to Elsmere Elementary, in the Bethlehem, NY school district. The setting in the library was just perfect, and Robyn Ryan and Nacy Smith did such a great job getting everything ready for the visit. My lasting memory, however, will probably be the terrific interpretations of hairy pirates that lined the hallway that the kids made, some of the best pictures I’ve seen at a school visit. There were far too many to show them all here, but I’m posting just a few to give you a taste of the variety, humor, and life that each picture seemed to have. These would make a great book on their own.

Charlotte Recommended Reading List

Just found out Absolutely Not made the list for this year’s New York State Reading Association’s Charlotte Recommended Reading List. The Charlotte Committee from 2002 to 2005 reviewed books from over thirty publishers, and the selections were compiled when each of the Charlotte Members presented their final top ten in January. (A PDF of the entire list is available here)

The Ladybug Award

It turns out Absolutely Not is one of ten books nominated for this year’s LADYBUG Picture Book Award.

The LADYBUG award was created by the Children’s Librarians of New Hampshire to complement the Great Stone Face Award. A committee of children’s librarians from around the state picks ten picture book titles a year to compete for the Ladybug Award. During Children’s Book Week in November, New Hampshire children from preschoolers to grade three select the winner.

As a result of this nomination, I will be setting up a campaign office in Concord, effective immediately. Children of New Hampshire, can I expect your vote this November?

Absolutely Not!

After several years of work, I’m happy to announce that my new book, Absolutely Not is now in fine bookstores everywhere.
It’s the story of two bugs, Gloria and Frieda, who take a walk in the woods one summer day. Gloria is an adventurous optimist, but Frieda is a bit of a stick-in-the-mud who sees danger at every turn.

To find out more about Absolutely Not, visit the Books section of this site. There you’ll find information on the making of the book, lesson plans, games, and reviews.

Finally, be sure to check out Frieda’s Shadow Game if you haven’t already. It’s fun! It’s free! This and other activities are also on a free CD-Rom for teachers and librarians. Contact me and I’ll send you one!